Perspective gif
> You had one job, Reality!
(Source: red-lipstick)
me doing a power point presentation in class
Marvel one-liners (x)
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.gdi now i dont want to breathe
So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life
LISTEN TO ME
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
DON’T
OPEN
THEIR FUCKING PAGE
I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE
verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.
SIGNAL BOOST
i love cactus
* cacti, bitch. :D
^ohh no she didn’t!!1!1!1!!
(Source: ohddaughter)
$1.1 BILLION
the russian one was the best lol
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)
Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
IM FUCKIN PISSING
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE THIS BUT OMG I’M SO GLAD THAT I CLICKED THAT BUTTON. FUCKING CLICK IT
The fuck did I just watch.
Can I marry you or
quite possibly the best thing ever
i just peed my pants
OMGG, THIS IS THE FUNNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN, IDKK HOW HE DID THAT . I WOULD HAVE DIED LAUGHINGGG OMGGG LOL
fucking powerful. and unfortunately true
Tall people are assholes.
Tall people are assholes.
I don’t think it meant that tall people are assholes. I think it means that as you get older and older the more pain and suffering you’re put through, the more you learn to trust people less and less and you begin to grow into a selfish human being. You stop letting people in to your life and stop loving. You forget what love is since you’ve gone through life being ignored and taken advantage of.
Tall people are assholes.
Yeah tall people are assholes.
(Source: ancien-t)